Happy Birthday Jesus

Overall, not a bad haul this year: A 4kg Weight (Note the singular) by my brother who couldn't get another because he would have collapsed under the massive combined gravitional pull of Two weights. (Thanks Bro)
A red skinny tie from my sister. I have absolutely no idea she would get me a tie; It's not as if i've been subtly hinting that i enjoy asphyxiation or strangulation. Nevertheless, I appreciated the thought. I tried it on after we came back from Christmas Dinner. Pairing it with the black shirt i was wearing, i found myself to bear astonishingly great resemblance to this other famous Musician.



And This one.



And all these other guys.



On account of today being Christmas, I shall be nice and leave the bashing of androgynous emo bands to another day. However, I found the similarity amusing and like a weirdo, laughed out loud while air guitaring and emo singing "WE'LL CARRY ON", which is the only line i know from that MCR song.
Haiz. I'm damn weird, and i know it's true. You can ask my sister, she was there.

My Sis: "Yar, He's damn weird." (SEE WHAT I MEAN?!?)

We went to Jack's Place for Christmas Dinner, and it was rather awesome. The food was great and all. But you'll think that at such hefty prices, they could at least afford some proper crockery, and not the fLIMZY bowls they had set on the table.

Anyhow, they did contour greatly to the shape of my cranium. And for that reason, i'll let this incident pass. I also found myself unable to finish my potatoes because of emotional Bio Practicals: which have corrupted my attitude towards Potatoes. No longer will I be able to look upon a Potato and not think about Osmosis, Sugar, and Rising water levels.

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Oh yeah, I have a new phone now. And it has a *Built IN CAMERA*!!! (Squeals) Now I can upload pizzies of 3.2 Megapixel goodness. Oh, and it's loads of Linkin Park songs tagging along with it, and also a Flash. Um, I've got a mirror here, so I'll just take a picture of myself taking a picture of myself taking a picture of myself taking a picture of myself...


Hoho, you Lians think you can finally see my face? How does Intense disparity of brightness feel now? IN YOUR FACE!!! 

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25th Post on Christmas Day. Pure Coincidence.
Anyway as the day draws to an end, let me wish all who celebrate a very Merry Christmas. 
Do remember that today's about the celebration of Jesus being born, and not about presents and stuff. Oh, and that the Advent Calendar Is still open...

But still... Enjoy your Loot :)

My Life: Because you don't have one.

And now for a slighty more conventional Blog Post:

Today was Sunday, the day of the blazing ruthless Sun. It was really hot.

Nonetheless, I found myself being dragged along to go apartment hunting with the family. We saw, like eight places in four hours, which is no mean feat considering the fact that we had to incorporate lunch and take one unscheduled break at a hawker center because i developed a severe case of the hiccups. Also, walking around the neighbourhood under the incandescent sun is draining...

There was this really awesome playground at one of the apartments in Bishan :/
If I had a camera I could show you how awesome it was. Yeah, I played at a playground. I should really act my age or something blah.

I thought I saw my friend sitting next to this guy at this park. Turns out it wasnt my friend. The forementioned friend is female and the guy was Malay. But honestly, there isn't much point in mentioning that. Mentioning stuff like that only stirs up gossip and unwanted accusations of how racist and prejudiced i am.

I was supposed to get my new phone today but we failed to take into account how congested and swarming town is on days of the blazing ruthless sun. So, we changed plans and went to Anchorpoint to eat. It's suprising to see how Anchorpoint has transformed from once desolute mall to it's current splendour. I haven't been there for a while but i remember that it was never this bustling. I tried out the pizza in the food court and did lame coin tricks on my brother with a 50 cent coin while i waited for my pie.

I bought a shirt from the Factory Outlet store at cheap. Emblazoned on the front were the text:"Phoenix City Rockers - League of Hellraisers". Later on i would realise that it was a Juicy Couture Shirt. Yes, It was for males. I love my Juicy Juicy...

I think my father got lost halfway. So while the rest of us waited for him to turn up eventually, we watched the mall band set up and prepare for their gig. However, we had to miss the gig because my brother was experiencing the early symptoms of a bowel movement and for some reason is unable to defacate in an unfamiliar enviroment, cutting short the night.

When we reached home, my brother and I argued over who would carry the sack of rice up. It is both our uttermost dream to be a Vietnamese Rice Farmer.



There you have it, an embarassingly accurate potrayal of my uneventful boring day. Yesterday was so much better. I watched Asian Idol and then changed channel midway because it was so damn boring watching all the idols being Asian. So i watched this Chinese Kung Fu show which casted a young Jet Li in it. It must have been the grandfather of all Martial Arts Movies cause it was so bloody kickass. Oh, It's called the Tai Chi Master. Man, what a cool name for a cool movie.

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Mah Block suck deek :)

I like the Feeling of being Read.

I was feeling kind of bored and down today, and so to cheer myself up, i decided to visit random ah lian blogs so that i could feel superior and uppity. Its really great therapy if you're feeling melanchoic. As (mis)quoth by Frank Tyger: "To laugh [at] others is one of life's greatest pleasure." How did i find these blogs? Simple.


I love Google Blog Search

So anyway, I was feeling all smug and contented with life till i scrolled all the way down of this particular lian's page. A Statmeter, with a reading of 15652. That, combined with the multiple comments made and tagboard activity, implys that said blog is more popular than mine.

Hw eesh eet pOsSiBlE dat sum1 hu types lyk thys gets m00r readership than my SuperUltraMagnificant and Fantabulistic Blog, which i garnish with impeccable english which is pleasant to the retinas. It doesn't make sense.

Oh, and by the way, seriously what is up with some of the stuff Ah Lians write on their blogtitles? They're either really creepy... (Like Crazy stalker Creepy)

Hello Pretty :D
DarLiN, ii wiLL wAit FerR eUu...
her_obsession


Or they're really really... Stupid.

#DeAD Dollie <3> 

boboiscrazy <-- By Bobo. Gabe: Thank you Bobo for forewarning everyone about your mental health. 

But before we get sidetracked any further, i would like to return to initial point. I would like to appeal to readers of this blog to reciprocate their own views and not lurk about so by posting comments. (You can do such by clicking the comment link at the bottom of each post.) Also, please try to get friends to read this blog as after all, this is meant to be a public educational site :)
And as a bonus incentive, If I notice a significant increase of viewership, I will shave half an armpit and post a picture on this blog.

Oh wait, that seems more like a deterrant. Argh, anyway I still have no Armpit hair LOL.

Erm, anyway, My good friend Borat from Kazakhstan has released his newest book which is available for free reads at Borders. Go there and read it if you're a cheap scumbag like me. Very Nice.

Thanks for reading :(

Its not my fault that I haven't blogged in ages...

Blogger is like being a bitch and not working the way it should.
Ok, I lied.
It is my fault because im too lazy.
I'm not the only one though.
Must be an epiDERmic.
Haha
Its Epidemic you dipshit lose
actually i think its because everyone else is having fun.

:(