Starting a Blog : The Walkthrough

It's been ever so long,

And now blogging seems so hard... With all the available options out there, how is one supposed to know which client will help me get the most out of his blogging experience? There's Xanga, Friendster, Blogger, Livejournal, Myspace, Blogdrive, Diaryland, DiaryX, DairyXXX, Mommy's Little Blogger etc. etc...

Zeet Ees All Foreign to moi...

Ah Hah! A QUEST!!!
So i called in for assistance, advice from professional.... advisers. They were somewhat advisory.
For example, my sister, a veteran at this kind of shit, was crucial in helping me create my blog.

1st question: Where do you want your blog to be posted?

Background checks on the blog client must be made in advance in order to ensure client has a good reputation. These checks can be done via very responsible and totally reliable sites such as Urban Dictionary and Uncyclopedia. (Vast riches of knowledge await...)


Sooo... Maybe not LiveJournal?

So, Blogger then. Which is supposedly more convienient and user-friendly...
Right, 2nd Question: Name of Blog?

This was easy, cause my blog is going to be sooo awesome, it's going to be better than Nirvana and the Beatles combined...


More Awesome than us? cannot be larh. What smells like teen spirit?

Question 3: URL?

Now ladies and gentlemen, This is a hard one. How was I going to synthesize a name, so holy, to ever befit my revolutionary and wonderful blog? Stumped at this Dilemma, I called out for help over the great Em As End Msngr...

"just put your name la..."
"ur url shld be sumthing special 2 u n stuff"
"gunboundking27.blogspot.com"
"O.o I don't blog anymore, sorry...."
"what about the wanabes?"

msn failed me...

Ohwells. Anyway i just found out that my URL name can be changed at anytime, so yeah.
But Seriously though; this blog IS better than chicken....

Question 4: Blog Template?

If you're a guy, take Minima Black... If you're a girl, you can try the polka dot one... but you'll change it anyway...

And Voila!


YES!!! AWESOME!!! I can literally taste the awesomeness

There, that concludes my little tutorial on blog creating... and here's my new problem. What am i going to blog about next?

Till Next Time.